ฉันอยากให้คุณใส่อุปกรณ์พรหมจรรย์นี้ตอนนี้

Hi honey, I know you have this really nice date planned for us tonight.

You're going to take me out to dinner.

I don't know what else you have planned, but I thought I'd surprise you with something before you go out.

I've always wanted you in this.

So you have this nice nifty little device.